The (Maybe) Babies of Skyrim

Remember last week when Pete Hines, the VP of Bethesda's PR, was delving into the details of marriage in Skyrim
via his Twitter account? Well our sick minds immediately thought of the
crazy babies that might be born out of unconventional partnerships and
cross species relationships. Seriously, what happens when an Orc and an
Elf want to shack up and have little ones? We here at IGN are disturbed
enough to find out.


Side note: Since these are fake babies and therefore don't have
feelings, we decided to rate them on a cuteness scale. Other side note:
None of them are very cute. Sorry.



Orc & Elf






The Orc/Elf crossbreed isn't the best looking kid around, but hopefully
he at least inherited some smarts from his daddy Wood Elf. Or he just
inherited his beard, which will make him a total lady killer at the
playground where he will probably literally kill ladies.


The Verdict:







Cat + Orc






This little guy looks like he'd fit right in at Orgrimmar shouting, "For
the Horde!" Oh wait…wrong game. The best part about cat orc babies is
that they give themselves tongue baths, resulting in far less orc odor.
The worst thing about cat orc babies is that they can GIVE THEMSELVES
TONGUE BATHS GROSSS THAT'S DISGUSTING!


The Verdict:







Cat + Lizard






When a male Argonian and female Khajiit decide to expand their brood, an
extremely cute freak of nature is born. Will it eat flies or small
mammals? We may never know. Will it be a mostly selfish, sucky pet that
likes to hide in the corner and ignore its owner? Double definitely.


The Verdict:







Lizard + Cat






You might think this would be the same as the last baby, but with a
female Argonian and male Khajiit, the result is slightly different.
After all, lizards lay eggs, sillyhead! And cats are so lazy that this
thing might never fully hatch. Hopefully we can get pet dogs to wake
them up.


The Verdict:







Dragon + Unicorn






RAAAWWWESSOMME! Can you imagine if two of the most magical creatures got
together? Skyrim has dragons and Oblivion had unicorns, so why not
create the most fiery, glittery, breathtaking love event of the century?
A dragicorn (or unidragon? Nah, we prefer dragicorn)would be pretty
much the most awesome thing ever. Why? Five words: Rock and roll rainbow
fire.


The Verdict:

lmao, Rock and Roll Rainbow Fire = Best thing ever